A sign in front of a restaurant: “Eat here, a million flies can't be wrong.”
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A couple of weeks ago Catherine and the kids, along with Christine Casady, spent a week in Florida. I didn't have time to go, but at least they were nice enough to bring me back a present. It's a little wall plaque which reads: “As soon as the rush is over, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. I worked for it; I owe it to myself; and noboby is going to deprive me of it.”
I started to figure out what that little plaque cost me, but I got to thinking if I did I might have a nervous breakdown before I got ready for it.
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Do you think there is actually a gasoline shortage or is it that service station personnel would just like to have shorter working hours? But anyway according to a new release from the Mid-South AAA Automobile Club, a check of more than 200 service stations across the nation shows:
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